Monday
11th of school holiday
Holaaaa huwaaaa . Todayyy boringg gilaaa . Bangun pagi then buat bodohh . Hati sakit and rasa macam gerammm . Tak tahu apasal laaa kann . Haihhhh i dahh penat laa macam nihh . Cuti sekolahh memang sesuatu benda yang membosankan . Siapalahh yang bangang buat cuti time dekat dekat hujung tahun nihhh . SHIALL arrrrrrggggghhhh . I don't know what kind of nonsense that i'm talking about ! Rasaaaa nak marahh semua orang . Seriously tadi gaduh dengan one BITCH nihh . Well macam nihh , i'm just buying a waffle dkt sec.18 taw . Memang tengah lapar KUASA DUA laaaaa . Then suddenly ada 2 couple nihh lalu depann i . Yang si BITCH tuhh jalan pakai mata apa pun i don't know laaa . Suka hati diaa je nak langgar sampai jatuh aku punya waffle . Wahhhhh siyalan betinaa . Dah langgar , takk say sorryy pulakk . Then i shout laa ; PUNDEK ! Then she stop . And patah balik taw . And dia tanya i cakap apa tadi . And i say ; 'aku cakap kau PUNDEK . Dah langgar aku sampai makanan aku jatuh semua , then takk cakap sorry . Kau bangang ke ape ?' Seriously memang bengang laa weyyy time tuhh . Bitch tuhh buat mukaa takk puas hati pulakk FUCK laaa weyy . Dia nak naik tangan da taww . But her boyfriend stop her and say sorryy kat i . PADAN MUKA KAU ! Boyfriend kaw memangg baik and tak macam kaw BITCH ! I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN LAAA PUNDEK ! So that i boleh SPLIT OUT at your FREAKING UGLY FACE ! Thank you laaaa . And ada lagi satu storyyy . Tadi lepakk mamak taw . Dekat KHULAFA . Then ada kereta waja nihh stop infront of me . Driver dia turun taw . MACHA okayy . Dia punn masuk laa dalam kedai mamak tuhh . And i saw her AMA dalam keretaa tuhh . Suddenly AMA tuhh bukak pintu and jerit jerit cakap bahasa tamil nandren . I mana lahh paham ape dia cakap . Tapi rasa rasanyaa INDAH paham kot ? HAHA sorryy weyy . Sambung sambung . Dia jerit jerit then i tengok kereta tuhh bergerakk . Kan tadi MACHA tuhh turon , kereta tuhh elokk je stop aww . Then tiba tiba bergerak without anyone drive it. For sure laa MINACHI tadi yang tarik handbreak kan ? Then dia jerit jerit suroh orang stop kan HAHA . Sumpahh kelakar . If ada cameraaa , memangg laa i snap. Minachi tuhh pun satu pergi jerit dalam bahasa tamil apahal . Jerit laa dalam bahasa melayu ' TOLONG ! TOLONG !' barulahh orang datang . Nihh tidakk . Haihhh . And DADDY, THANK YOU for make me happyy gelak gelakk laaa . Sumpahh i rindu my BREAST friends laaa ! SHAIRAZI , NADZIHAH AND SYAHINDAH ! INDAH Si PENDEK BAWAH HIDUNG i . HAHA . I main jelaaa hehe . Lastly , BIE i really MISS YOU
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